God, the bitter misery that reading works into this world! Everybody knows that - everbody who IS everybody. All the best minds have been off reading for years. Look at the swing La Rouchefoucauld took at it. He said that if nobody had ever learned to read, very few people would be in love. Good for you, La Rouchefoucauld; nice going, boy. I wish I’d never learned to read. Dorothy Parker
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Do not read. It will suck the joy out of life and drain your happiness to nothingness. It is a terrible thing to be so bored that you could only think of doing something so terrible as reading. You should do what all the best minds have been doing and get off your lazy ass and do something useful like writing a book, or getting a job working for the government, or listening to some great podcast that will teach you how to improve your life, or just any other way that can bring you closer to living. Reading is just a waste of time.

Source: The Collected Dorothy Parker

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